A Belgian* has two glasses on his bedside table: one, full of water, in case he wakes up and wants a drink, and one empty, in case he wakes up and doesn't want a drink.
Two Norwegians* are driving. They are about to go under a bridge. Maximum height: 2.5m.
First Norwegian: How tall is this truck?
Second Norwegian: 2.6m
First Norwegian: Quick, see any cops?
On a bus, a passenger speaks up.
"Driver, will this bus take me to Badwolf station?"
"No, it only goes til Raxacoricofallapatorius."
Silence follows. In a few seconds:
"Will it take me?"
*Sorry if any of the race-references made you feel bad. If it makes you feel any better, change them to Frenchman and Englishman. Or Marsian and Venusian. If that makes you feel bad, then I can only say that you are an American.
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